Do you have a friend, relative, or random guy at Walmart who’s way too into a certain political movement? You know the one—red hats, questionable facts, an undying love for a certain orange man as if he’s their personal messiah? Well, now you can gently (or not-so-gently) point out the obvious with our "You're in a Cult" t-shirt!
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a public service announcement. Made from 100% high-quality irony (and super-soft cotton), it’s perfect for:
Family reunions where Uncle Randy won’t stop ranting about "the deep state."
Dodging awkward conversations by letting your outfit do the talking.
Subtly hinting to your QAnon-adjacent coworker that no, the election wasn’t stolen, and no, cloud seeding and spacers lazers don't exist.
Warning: May cause MAGA enthusiasts to either (A) angrily confront you, (B) perform Olympic-level mental gymnastics, or (C) stare blankly like a deer in Fox News headlights. Wear at your own risk—but honestly, it’ll be worth it.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any sudden realizations, meltdowns, or revoked Thanksgiving invitations. But hey—truth hurts! 😏
Get yours today before they start burning books (or this shirt) or both! 🔥
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable construction with double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Seamless design for a smooth look and reduced fabric waste.
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric provides a unique texture and color.
- Ethically sourced, high-quality 100% US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
